danielabensour.com you’re not supposed to be here, there’s nothing here, it’s not a place for you. Yes I’m thinking about continuing to make my portfolio at some point, but the content is irrelevant. Spoiler alert, I go on a whole tangent about an imaginary world populated by characters named “Jeffreys”. It’s a bit like the Smurfs, although Jeffreys aren’t gendered in a creepy way like the smurfs. Honestly, read The Smurfette, it’s fucking insaaaaaane. The subtext is brutal—the text is in all-caps, but brutal would have been capitalized if it wasn’t the case. Anyway Jeffreys, they cool (maybe). I guess it’s more like Roblox, if Roblox wasn’t a digital dystopian world for the great capital? Am I going on a weird tangent? Yeah, I guess. That’s why I don’t want to make posts on LinkedIn. Because that’s a line I would be crossing, a dangerous one. Opinions, amiright? So, that portfolio, huh. I should do a Substack instead, but it would have to be so fucking hidden. I tend to overshare. The other day I did mushrooms with a friend, and I started talking about how my dad used to have weird episodes because of hardcore sleeping pills. Like, weird-weird, not cute-weird. But also I was doing mushrooms? But it doesn’t super matter in the end, because honestly if you know me, I told you this story. I literally have three stories (I should say that also). Ok, bye. For real. jeffrey-world.com.
